{"id":1256,"date":"2024-05-17T23:31:50","date_gmt":"2024-05-17T23:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/?p=1256"},"modified":"2024-05-17T23:31:51","modified_gmt":"2024-05-17T23:31:51","slug":"four-married-guys-go-fishing-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/?p=1256","title":{"rendered":"Four married guys go fishing\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Four married guys go fishing\u2026\u2026. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy:<br>\u201cYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.\u201d , Second guy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.\u201d Third guy: \u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.\u201dThey continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. \u201cYou haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal? Fourth guy: \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, \u201cFishing or Sex\u201d and she said, \u201cWear sun-block.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four married guys go fishing\u2026\u2026. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy:\u201cYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1257,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recipes"],"views":1716,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1258,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions\/1258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistr.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}